Chapter 58: Brother, This Is Your Sister-in-Law
It wasn't until the battle came to a complete end that the man turned his head to look at the gloomy-faced Li Xingyue.
He put his clothes back on while cursing incessantly, stepped out of the vehicle, lit a cigarette, and then blew a mouthful of smoke right into Li Xingyue's face.
"Damn it, it's all because of you punk that I got distracted!"
"I'm telling you, this isn't over!"
Meanwhile, the plump woman had also dressed herself, tidied up her hair in front of the car window, and then shyly walked into the reception room of the Zombie Hunter Branch.
Li Xingyue looked back at the rear seat, feeling utterly disgusted.
"I haven't even settled accounts with you yet! I don't want this car anymore, you're going to pay for it right now!"
Hearing this, the man wore an arrogant expression. "Damn it, moron, do you even know who I am? How dare you speak to me like that?"
"Are you the acting mayor of Freedom City?"
"Uh... No."
"Then are you the director of the Zombie Hunter Branch?"
"Uh, not that either."
"Are you the leader of the Arbitrators?"
"...... Still no."
"Damn it, you're a nobody, so what kind of big shot are you trying to pretend to be? Cut the crap and pay up right now!"
"I'm not asking for much, just give me 5,000!"
The man was amused to the point of anger. "You want 5,000 for a piece-of-junk car? Are you looking for trouble? Fine!"
With that, he turned around and walked into the Zombie Hunter Branch, quickly returning with the young man who had previously received Li Xingyue.
"Wang Feng, this punk is looking for trouble with me. Break both of his legs right now!"
Li Xingyue glanced at the young man, only now learning that his name was Wang Feng.
Wang Feng looked half-asleep, yawning repeatedly and rubbing his face several times before he finally snapped into focus. "You got it, Young Master Liu!"
"Kid, you really are blind. To think you'd dare offend Young Master Liu..."
Li Xingyue had always held a terribly poor impression of Wang Feng and had no desire to listen to his nonsense.
"If we're going to fight, then fight. Why so much yapping?"
"You two quick-shot cowards are absolute twins."
Wang Feng and Young Master Liu were both stunned for a moment, but quickly realized the remark was a subtle dig at their sexual stamina.
"Damn it! Wang Feng, I've changed my mind. Just kill him!"
Wang Feng was quite obedient. He drew a military dagger from his belt and thrust it straight at Li Xingyue.
Young Master Liu anticipated the satisfying sight of the blade sinking into flesh, blood spurting wildly, and Li Xingyue begging for mercy.
Instead, the reality was that Li Xingyue caught Wang Feng by the throat with a single hand, effortlessly lifting his entire body off the ground.
Wang Feng tried to break free, only to find it completely impossible. The more he struggled, the tighter Li Xingyue's grip became, releasing him only when his face turned bluish-purple and he was on the verge of suffocation.
Only then did Young Master Liu realize he had kicked a hard rock, though his expression didn't show a shred of fear.
"To be able to subdue Wang Feng with one hand, you must be Tier 3 or Tier 4, right?"
"Since that's the case, I'll let you off today. Alright, get lost."
Li Xingyue found Young Master Liu's words rather comical. "I'm actually quite curious what tier you are. Even starting a fight requires someone else's help."
"What's the matter? When you're doing the deed, do you need someone to push you from behind too? After all, an SUV takes a lot of effort, hahahaha!"
Young Master Liu's complexion turned quite ugly. "What the hell does my tier have to do with you?"
"You might only be Tier 3 or 4, but my big brother is a Tier 7! Crushing you to death is as easy as squashing an ant!"
"Do you believe I can call my big brother right now?!"
Upon hearing this, Li Xingyue's expression shifted drastically in an instant. He bent forward slightly and plastered on a flattering smile.
"Oh my, oh my! So you are the renowned Young Master Liu of Freedom City! Please forgive my offense just now, Young Master Liu, don't take it to heart and please don't stoop to my level!"
Young Master Liu was somewhat startled; the speed of this guy's emotional turnaround was staggering, but he thoroughly enjoyed the sensation.
Although he was not an awakener himself, having a Tier 7 older brother meant very few people in Freedom City dared to provoke him.
This naturally led many people to butter him up upon learning this fact, and today seemed to be no exception.
A smile spread across Young Master Liu's face as he patted Li Xingyue on the shoulder. "Hahaha, very well, very well! I suppose we're friends made through conflict!"
"Thank you for your magnanimity, Young Master Liu! To show my appreciation, I'll play the host and treat Young Master Liu and Young Master Wang to a meal later. Consider it making new friends!"
"Let's set the location at... well, the roast duck restaurant in District C!"
"Of course, if Young Master Liu and Young Master Wang are unwilling to make a friend out of me, just pretend I never said anything!"
Naturally, the two of them were more than willing. Although they didn't truly regard Li Xingyue as a friend in their hearts, agreeing now meant at least scoring a free, lavish feast.
Seeing that both of them wore expressions of eager consent, Li Xingyue's face overflowed with such a touching display of gratitude that he looked ready to drop to his knees, kowtow, and swear a brotherhood oath.
"By the way, brother, since we're all friends now, my real name is Liu Shuang. I still don't know your name?"
With a solemn expression, Li Xingyue replied, "Young Master Liu, my real name is Zhang Dazhuang, but you can also call me by my nickname, Yellow Teeth."
At these words, both Liu Shuang and Wang Feng froze.
"Brother, your name is... uh, really... really nice. But looking at you, your teeth don't look very yellow to me?"
"Uh... no need to sweat the small details!"
"How about this, Young Master Liu, Brother Wang, shall we head over right now?"
Young Master Liu nodded. "Sure. After working out for half a day, I am indeed getting a bit hungry."
Wang Feng looked at Liu Shuang with a puzzled expression. "Young Master Liu, didn't you just take a nap with me a moment ago? I didn't see you working out at all?"
However, Young Master Liu didn't bother offering a lengthy explanation, laughing it off to gloss over the question.
"Alright, let's get going!"
Li Xingyue turned to leave, but was stopped by Wang Feng.
"Um, Yellow Teeth—er, Brother Dazhuang, would it be alright if I brought my girlfriend along?"
Wang Feng looked at Li Xingyue with a hint of a plea, considering he had almost been choked to death earlier and no longer dared to show the slightest bit of arrogance.
"Oh, what's wrong with that, Brother Wang? Just call Sister-in-law over. It's just one more pair of chopsticks, don't worry, your younger brother can afford it!"
Hearing this, Wang Feng beamed with joy, scurried back into the Zombie Hunter Branch, and quickly emerged with a plump woman.
"Brother, this is your sister-in-law."
"Wenwen, this is a friend I just made. Say hello!"
"Holy crap!"
"Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!"
Upon seeing the woman's face clearly, Li Xingyue couldn't help but blurt out an exclamation of disbelief!
This Wenwen...
Wasn't she the exact same woman from the SUV earlier?!